no one should scroll past this
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
me before puberty:
me after puberty:
"Um why are you texting me"
"Well I am a bit drunk"
“I took some pills”
“and i miss you”
"what do you mean you took some pills"
"i mean i want to sleep forever"
"go tell someone!"
"im telling you"
"because you’re the last person i want on my mind, the last that spoke to me. i miss you"
"just like old times huh? just like you did for me"
"do it NOW!!"
"do you still care about me?"
"you never said goodbye you left me hanging all these years you’re a LIAR"
"fucking throw up already!!!"
"prove it to me that you care. prove to me that one person gives a fuck about me, and i will"
"this isn’t okay"
"you were my best friend for 2 years. you made me laugh at 2am when i was crying. you’ve made me smile and cry and you made me want you. you are special and irreplaceable. and im sorry for every cold word i said. i love you so much, i have all these years. please throw up the pills and get help."
“i love you more”